March 17 - It sucks getting fat, but it sure tastes good!
March 15 - One Christmas Eve my parents told me some pretty...
March 17 - David has a unique economic theory.
March 17 - Why in the world do I have to buy my girlfriend a rock...
March 20 - Working in a restaurant makes you crazy!
March 14 - I had to tell my girl to go find another man until this...
March 20 - Everything is "We" once you're in a relationship.
March 19 - I thought glitter was made for princesses, not fat girls!
May 27 - Dan Wilbur doesn't believe in Netflix.
May 13 - If you actually could pray people straight then there is...
March 20 - I always wanted to learn Kung Fu.
June 22 - Getting older, diagnosed with sleep apnea