March 20 - Working in a restaurant makes you crazy!
September 26 - You'd be surprised how effective English gentlemen are...
May 15 - Wearing a hat makes all the difference when balding!
August 5 - You gotta hand it to George Bush, without him there...
May 13 - If you actually could pray people straight then there is...
March 20 - I always wanted to learn Kung Fu.
May 26 - What's up with these fools who try to hide their age on...
May 27 - Dan Wilbur doesn't believe in Netflix.
May 22 - Some of these auditions I go to are completely insane.
March 20 - Everything is "We" once you're in a relationship.
May 22 - I'm sorry, but if your name is Tammy you're going to be...
March 17 - Why in the world do I have to buy my girlfriend a rock...