March 17 - It sucks getting fat, but it sure tastes good!
March 15 - One Christmas Eve my parents told me some pretty...
March 17 - David has a unique economic theory.
March 20 - Working in a restaurant makes you crazy!
March 17 - Why in the world do I have to buy my girlfriend a rock...
March 14 - I had to tell my girl to go find another man until this...
March 19 - I thought glitter was made for princesses, not fat girls!
August 5 - You gotta hand it to George Bush, without him there...
May 13 - If you actually could pray people straight then there is...
April 20 - I love the Lotto winners who don't know how to spend...
May 27 - Monkey attacks are actually on the rise.
May 26 - What's up with these fools who try to hide their age on...