March 20 - Working in a restaurant makes you crazy!
March 20 - I always wanted to learn Kung Fu.
May 13 - If you actually could pray people straight then there is...
September 26 - You'd be surprised how effective English gentlemen are...
May 15 - Wearing a hat makes all the difference when balding!
August 24 - I don't care about your workout!
May 22 - I'm sorry, but if your name is Tammy you're going to be...
May 27 - Monkey attacks are actually on the rise.
May 26 - What's up with these fools who try to hide their age on...
November 12 - As a cop the most dangerous thing that can happen during...
June 22 - Getting older, diagnosed with sleep apnea
November 5 - My life as a fat kid with glasses, a pony tail, and...