March 20 - Working in a restaurant makes you crazy!
March 20 - I always wanted to learn Kung Fu.
March 17 - It sucks getting fat, but it sure tastes good!
March 14 - I had to tell my girl to go find another man until this...
August 3 - Bronston only listens to beautiful women.
March 19 - I thought glitter was made for princesses, not fat girls!
May 27 - Dan Wilbur doesn't believe in Netflix.
May 22 - I'm sorry, but if your name is Tammy you're going to be...
September 26 - You'd be surprised how effective English gentlemen are...
May 22 - Some of these auditions I go to are completely insane.
May 27 - Monkey attacks are actually on the rise.
March 17 - David has a unique economic theory.