March 17 - It sucks getting fat, but it sure tastes good!
August 5 - You gotta hand it to George Bush, without him there...
March 14 - I had to tell my girl to go find another man until this...
April 20 - I love the Lotto winners who don't know how to spend...
March 20 - Working in a restaurant makes you crazy!
May 27 - Monkey attacks are actually on the rise.
July 27 - Jamal Doman just can't relate to some excessive...
March 19 - I thought glitter was made for princesses, not fat girls!
November 5 - My life as a fat kid with glasses, a pony tail, and...
May 22 - Some of these auditions I go to are completely insane.
May 26 - Jogging is one of those things I just could never get into.
May 5 - Who are these idiots that think botox will make you more...